Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
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