I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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