yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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