Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
My butt remains clenched, sir.
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