it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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