What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
