You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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