...so i touched it.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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