You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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