This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
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