I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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