I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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