Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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