How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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