who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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