but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You can't just leave with hair like that
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Randomize
