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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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