some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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