Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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