It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I have post one night stand depression
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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