I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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