She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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