I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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