I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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