My hand turned me down
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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