Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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