It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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