But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Houston, we have a blender
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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