he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
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