Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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