i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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