Moan for me like Helen Keller
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
It's never too late to be topless.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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