do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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