ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
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I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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