ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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