is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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