sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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