There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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