Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
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