my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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