i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize