TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Chipotle just hit me... I want to go sit in the corner of the shower and cry until morning.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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