everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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