I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Randomize
