No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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