I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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