Buhtt sex?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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