Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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