i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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