If i come over, it means nothing
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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