Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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