the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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