He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
